5 Reasons Why You Won’t Make Your Next Hit Record At Home
Ok, let’s get this one off the table to start with: I’ve heard and read ALL of the stories.
Beck, Bon Iver, David Gray, Owl City. I know that they have made some of their most seminal work at home. But since we’re friends, I have just got to be honest with you…you’re NOT Beck. You’re not even Jeff Beck, but neither am I. So, let’s sit together and talk about why you’re NOT going to make that next big HIT RECORD sitting there in nothing but your undies, under the watchful gaze of a single basement lightbulb.
And before you get all “I’ll show YOU!”; take a breathe, grab a drink, have a seat, and let’s just talk. This will only take a few minutes.
I’m not saying that you’re not talented, that you’re not a visionary, or that you’re probably wasting your life on some fruitless endeavor, Don Quixote. Those aren’t merely windmills in the distance and eventually, I think you’re going to do great things. Right now, I just want to point a few things out and see how I can be of assistance to you and your creative crusade.
1. Distractions Abound!
I have run my business from home for more than a decade. (Yes, I know well all of the pitfalls of being “that guy”.) Your home is FULL of distractions.
The dog needs to go outside (again). There are 4 different TV’s that you seem to run into within every 5 steps. It’s a really pretty day outside (or not). You have not seen every single funny, ‘Bird Cursing At His Owner’ video on YouTube….yet. And let’s not forget that dreaded Honey Do List! (It’s not secret; my hedges have needed trimming for at least 5 weeks now. )
Even if you’ve finally created the “perfect” creative space somewhere in your home and you can go into that room anytime & essentially shut the world out, it’s all still RIGHT THERE next to you! You are one single cell phone chirp away from forgetting that infectious hook that will launch your career into the Stratosphere. You’re one doorbell ring away from a brown box that needs to be opened NOW. You might even be one disgruntled spousal “Sigh” away from putting every bit of your gear on eBay.
Regardless of the source, there is a ton happening around you right now at home that desperately beckons for your immediate attention.
That Man Cave (or She Shed) may be great for capturing glimpses of inspiration. You might even get all of the way through a single acoustic guitar pass before a blender whirls into your sonic perview. But, it is inevitable: Distractions will kill your Creative Process.
You need a different place where you can go that will buffer you from all distractions. You need a cove of serenity that keeps your attention focused and keeps would-be interference from creeping in.
2. Your Inner Critic Lives There, Too!
We all have THAT voice. You know, the one that constantly says, “That song stinks. I think you should do it again. You’re only on Take 57. Real artists bleed for their art. I don’t even see a paper cut on you, Loser.”
Your Inner Critic is the biggest saboteur to your Creative Process. That little guy (why is it always a guy with a little leprechaun voice or is that just me?), that annoying little person chattering away between your ears really has no constructive information to give you. He’s never actually completed ANYTHING. And the longer you sit by yourself with THAT voice, the less likely you are to get anything done that you can be proud of, too.
Going into a “real studio”, one that has a professional engineer, and expensive mic pre amps’s, and microphones with vacuum tubes in them is a MUCH safer and productive environment for doing your best creative work. Just having even ONE other talented person in the room with you, one who has worked on more recordings than you could listen to during an entire week at the beach, is going to dampen that incesant, destructive Inner Critic’s voice and give you a constructive sounding board for all those immensely creative ideas swimming around in your artsy lil cabeza.
When you work in a professional working environment with an enthusiastic, empathetic audio engineer, your creative productivity will SOAR and the quality of all that newfound output will be exponentially better. You will gain more confidence almost instantly! And that extra self-esteem will do wonders for knocking down any Writer’s Block or creative bottlenecks that you may encounter along the way.
3. You’re Not Al Schmitt… you’re not even Hal Schmitt.
Al Schmitt is unarguably one of the best recording engineers EVER!
(20 Grammys and a discography that includes Henry Mancini, Steely Dan, Toto, Quincy Jones, George Benson, Bob Dylan, and just about every other BIG name in the music industry make for a solid argument about his greatness.)
*Hal Schmitt is a 53 year-old recording engineer at a studio in the Midwest that you’ve never heard of but he’s been doing this for a long time, too.
The difference is either of those two guys and you? They’ve been getting paid to record people for DECADES now. They have first-hand knowledge of the differences between a U47 and a U87 and the sounds they can capture are COMPELLING. The tracks that ole Schmitty has recorded are wide and deep and beautiful and majestic and every other awesome adjective I can think of for “really, really, good”.
Professional recording engineers have a completely different footlocker that’s filled to the rim with seasoned, cultivated skills. These guys (and gals) have a set of finely-tuned ears that most bedroom-based recorders don’t possess.
Even if you can’t afford Al and the overwhelming amount of success that he carts behind him, enlisting the help of your friendly neighborhood ‘salty dog’, an audio engineer who has worked on hundreds (if not thousands) of recording dates and/or mixed scores of different types of projects, is going to ensure that the stuff you are recording is going to SOUND FABULOUS!
Mistake #1 that most home studio creators make on an hourly basis: Not knowing there is a HUGE difference between “ON” and “GREAT!”.
Now admittedly, with enough time and effort and training, you can learn to go from ‘On to Great’ eventually. But, in the decades it may take you to get to that point, how much MORE could you have recorded and released with the help of a professional audio engineer inside a professional studio?
How much further along could your creative life have gotten while you just sat in a mire of e-books, and online courses, and low budget YouTube videos?
4. Success is a Team Sport!
As awesome as Micheal Jordan or Kobe was… as incredible as Springsteen or Dylan or [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST HERE] is, these people do not build creative legacies alone. Sure, they may each practice their craft in solitude. Each remarkable artist may write melodies and dance with the germs of great ideas in their lonesome, but no one creates anything that eventually bears the fruits of lasting success and International resonance all by themselves.
Getting into a “real studio” with other highly talented, wildly creative people moves the likelihood of your own creative success up several order of magnitude. Enlisting the help of a professionally equipped studio and its roster of skilled professionals won’t ensure that your next album will be a “HIT” but, it will give you confidence in the results of your creative labor.
Great songs, performed well, recorded well, & mixed well, have a MUCH better chance of rising above the groundswell of chatter currently vibrating in the ears of the world today.
There are hundreds of thousands of people in their bedrooms, tapping on their laptops, recording musical fragments, and posting that stuff to free sites like Soundcloud, BeatPort, and Facebook. Every one of those people and every one of those “songs” are competing for the limited sonic real estate of a finite population. You NEED a Competitive Advantage to get above all of that noise. And here’s what I can guarantee you…
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE NOT CREATING THEIR MUSICAL ART IN PROFESSIONAL STUDIOS WITH PROFESSIONAL ENGINEERS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS.
If they were, my calendar would be COMPLETELY black with appointments. Every single engineer and session musician I know would be gainfully employed on recording projects for 60-hours a week, EVERY week. And studios all over the globe would be turning away business by the metric ton because they couldn’t handle all of those indie artist customers.
HINT: That is NOT happening and now,that fact has now become YOUR Competitive Advantage.
If you want to be more successful than the hundreds of thousands of frustrated artists and “Producers” who are lost in a global groundswell, do what most of them are unwilling to do…
Which brings me to my final point!
5. We Value Most What We Spend Our Hard-Earned Money On
I am currently enrolled in more than 50 FREE Coursera, Udemy, and EdX classes. Sadly, I am currently working on 2 of those free online courses and have only completed a handful of them as of this moment.
By contrast, I pay a monthly subscription to Groove3.com and use it almost daily. I have paid for 47 classes at CreativeLive.com and have completed most of them. I regularly pay other Top Level professional musicians and audio engineers for private lessons and work on the information they’ve given me EVERY SINGLE DAY.
When we pay for something, we value it much more!
There is plenty of documented research that proves it but my own little incubator of Me is all I need to guarantee you that this fact is 100% true: When we trade our time for dollars and then trade those hard-earned dollars for ANYTHING, we place more value on that product, service, or information that we just purchased. The likelihood that we will do something productive with our purchase is usually assured.
There isn’t a single person alive that LIKES to WASTE money.
So, what are the odds that the studio time that you just paid for will lead to completion of your recording project? How likely are to take the tangible creative output that comes from the professionals that YOU PAID YOURSELF and finish a piece of art that you can then share with other people?
I think that you know the answers to those last two questions. You knew them even before I asked them. You live this reality every single day.
Whether it’s studio time or your favorite meal at your favorite restaurant, you value most what you invest your own money in.
So, PUT SOME SKIN IN THE GAME!
So, now that we have had this little talk, how can I help you be tangibly successful with any of those awesome artistic ideas currently floating between your ears? My business exists purely because I help people just like you to capture their creative ideas and turn them into signature works of art that can be repeatedly enjoyed by other people, near and far.
I have been in this business as a professional Music Producer, Engineer, and Musician-For-Hire for over 20 years because someone just like you picks up a phone & makes a call (or start typing an email on whatever device you’re currently reading this on) and asks for my help.
Reach out now and let’s do something AWESOME together now!
Thanks for reading and I’ll see you when I see you,
B


